MineCon 2013: a convention, strictly dedicated to the die hard fans of the computer game, MineCraft. Anyone who enjoys staring at pixilated squares, for hours on end, is sure to be there! This lucky little bugger just so happened to get the opportunity to ask the Genius experts of MineCon a technical question; however, this question seemed to go over everyone's head at first.. include his own..
Now this is art! There's Realism, Essentialism, Surrealism, and now A-Holisim. They say art is how you interpret it, but all I'm getting on this one is assholes. Some artist seems to be so obsessed with butt holes; so much in fact that he's made his art exposition debut all about them, in HD, close up and personal, with more megapixels than anyone would ever want. Click the link below to see all of the great shots and if your a doctor check out the one that looks like the guy was smuggling cornmeal and get back to him. I wonder which ones the Selfie. ASSHOLE EXPOSITION LINK
Kanye was just asking to be made fun of with his newest Music Video "Bound 2". James Franco & Seth Rogan decided to make a spoof and create "Bound 3".
Its a good thing thing Kanye West is known for his sense of humor and ability to not let things bother him; otherwise we'd be hearing about this for the next 2 years or longer..
We tried our hardiest to make an action packed film that Hollywood would love.. Check it out and let us know what ya think!
Meet Gabby! She is a bad B*tch, who's favorite Popsicle flavor is d*ck! While some daughter's are striving to make their parents proud by getting on the Honor Roll at school, Gabby is trying to shatter the record of how many privates she can fit inside her body! Everyone's got a goal in life!
Miley Miley Miley.. If making a complete asshole out of yourself is your goal, congratulations, you are succeeding! Just when you think the 'Crazy Teen' cannot get any more Cray Cray, Miss Wrecking Ball bleaches her eyebrows. We've created a mix of creatures, people and things Miley now proudly resembles.
So apparently the XBOX Kinect's new sensors are so powerful they can see your wang through your pants? This is going to help a lot with their new chat roulette feature. Normally this would bother me but if Google's tracking my searches, Apple's tracking my locations, I guess that makes Microsoft gay for tracking penises. I can't wait to play with friends! Although, if you got something to flaunt this might help you out on a first date; if only it could see nipples, you could scope the pepperonis before you got too far.
Watch this video if you don't believe me, the guy has a British accent, so I assume it's legit: XBOX CAN SEE YOUR DICK!
I am sure that you are thinking the same thing as I am "What the hell did I just watch?"..For the first 90 seconds of this god awful music video, I thought that I was watching a spoof. Either Mr. West has run out of money to produce a good music video or filming in front of a green-screen is the new 'swag'.
You know it's always sad when this commercial comes on, they should really look into playing this music to keep it a little bit uplifting. If only they had radios they could play this music in real life. If you laughed while watching this you're going to H.E...Double Hockey Sticks! HELL!, see you there.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you 'Caramel Kitten' and boy, has this kitten not been fixed! This talented young lady is making a series on YouTube of her 'Twerking' by various objects in various places. This time around the Kitten takes her ginormous keister to the happiest place on Earth; bringing families around the world, even more happiness.
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