So apparently the XBOX Kinect's new sensors are so powerful they can see your wang through your pants? This is going to help a lot with their new chat roulette feature. Normally this would bother me but if Google's tracking my searches, Apple's tracking my locations, I guess that makes Microsoft gay for tracking penises. I can't wait to play with friends! Although, if you got something to flaunt this might help you out on a first date; if only it could see nipples, you could scope the pepperonis before you got too far. Watch this video if you don't believe me, the guy has a British accent, so I assume it's legit: XBOX CAN SEE YOUR DICK!
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